Countdown

Thursday:

April 17 is my favorite day of the year and I thought I’d give myself a little present this year: a healthier body uncluttered by addiction. I’m kicking my sugar habit! Stay tuned to read my story and lend your support.

I’m gonna need it!

 

Friday:

Two days left and I’m starting to panic. There is also some sort of divine retribution going on: I’m sick. Instead of stuffing my face with all my favorite sweets these last two days, I’m wrapped up in a blanket, burning with fever, and nibbling on saltine crackers.

I ask you: is this fair?

 

Saturday:

Last day of sugary goodness and all I could get down was half a magnum bar. I am still ridiculously sick. But hey, bright side: at least a Magnum Bar is one of the most delicious foods known to man. If you haven’t tried one, you’re missing out and I suggest you stop reading this depressing post and run out and get you one.

What? Still here? Your loss, dude.

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